these were legit the best shows.
- I can think of things that hurt me (via samanthaptra)
This movie killed me emotionally. I was never so pissed off in my entire life.
His dad said it so casually. How heartless.
i’m punk on the inside because being punk on the outside is too expensive
Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.
These were all very entertaining :P
I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”
one time i was on a date at a really expensive restaurant and we had just finished our dessert and i was still starving but i couldnt just order anymore because i didnt want to look greedy so i told my date i needed to make an important phone call, excused myself from the table, then walked out the restaurant and ran to the mcdonalds two stores down and got myself a big mac before returning to the restaurant and apologising for taking so long